The only way is essex

[Marty]

I'm sitting here with the ball and chain and she has put the most crap program I have ever been so unfortunate to watch I would honestly sooner have teeth pulled but she is glued to it. The way they talk babe this babe that makes me want to hurl at this rate I may be forced to take the pulsar for a blast women don't half watch some c r a p

[reggy5]

yes its very sh1t, cant stand it. all fake sh1t actors

[MGTurbo]

All people from Essex are like that.




Thank god, they aint, the accents are well overdone. Innit.

[t'mill]

The other half has taken to watching this guff too. Why does the opening narrative insist on saying crud like "all the people are real"? Well of course they are, they're not chuffin' robots are they. But it's the way they insinuate that they're real people as if they are in a fly on the wall documentary or something. They're just a bunch of slack jawed, camp wooden plastic people with decidedly questionable looks. Still, at least it's taken her eye off watching THE most annoying programme.....The Hills! That is like soooooo rubbish yeah?!!! I swear, if I heard one more "like" in a sentence when it wasn't remotely neccesary, I would have hurled the remote control through the TV screen

[Punx0r]

I'm a bit behind the times here, but I've just started watching The Big Bang Theory and it's farkin excellent

So that would be my recommendation, instead of the Essex thing.

[bluerover214sei]

Surely there has to be another way? I f*&king hope so anyway

[fergy7197]

when shows like this are on, it answers the question to why the country is fooked, watching this absolute mince!!

[Sheaf]

Not seen it. You can tell from the name it's going to be dire though.

I've just started watching The Big Bang Theory and it's farkin excellent

Big Bang Theory is awesome. And not just because Penny is hot.

[Punx0r]

It makes me genuinely lol. Something had to take over from Fraiser as "smartest show on T.V.".