I thought Hondas were supposed to be reliable???

mach1rob · Post by **mach1rob** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:39 pm

Well it started with dad saying his Civic started playing up not starting and deciding it liked to stay in Park and didn't want to consider R,N,D etc at all, turns out it's a common fault on the autos, and he's got to wait for a part to turn up! Not bad for a car that's not yet 8 months old

Then I had the joy of picking a 53 plate Accord up the other day, paperwork stated "Intermittent fault, starts but cuts out often" no biggy really as it only has to get on back of truck, well I get it started, and it just about runs let alone moves, didn't even have the power to get on the truck

In fact it expired completely the 2nd try

Think it's broke!

Currently dumped out the back and beyond at Blackbushe with all the other knackered stuff if anyone wants a shagged and nasty Honda!

RobBBoi · Post by **RobBBoi** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:45 pm

Blimey, doesn't sound too healthy does it?!!

radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:01 pm

Sounds like the start of a radiohead song.

BlueRover · Post by **BlueRover** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:10 pm

I was also thinking rhythm...

Ooga Chaka Ooga Chaka ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2W4EBoQmWPs

Post by **Punx0r** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:55 pm

Nice and quiet inside

MickUK · Post by **MickUK** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:54 pm

I was sort of interested then i clocked BlueRover's avatar...

xr4x4 · Post by **xr4x4** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:58 pm

hello..!

BlueRover · Post by **BlueRover** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:07 pm

Perv, that's the missus.

Ok, I lied !!

MickUK · Post by **MickUK** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:13 pm

lol, was just gonna say i'd do yer mrs!

mach1rob · Post by **mach1rob** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:18 pm

BlueRover wrote:Perv, that's the missus.

Ok, I lied !!

You wish!

xr4x4 · Post by **xr4x4** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:21 pm

do we need a 'show us your missus' thread?

MickUK · Post by **MickUK** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:22 pm

u've all seen mine!

Null_Byte · Post by **Null_Byte** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:03 am

I think I see the problem - theres a technical term for it rob.....

f**ked.

Bikernut · Post by **Bikernut** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 12:32 pm

xr4x4 wrote:

hello..!

Had More rubber than the M6.....

but i wouldnt mind adding to it

Big__P · Post by **Big__P** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:05 pm

oh dear - doesent sound healthy at all - put some oil in it lol

calibrax · Post by **calibrax** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:04 pm

She's nice. But if you want sexy, check out Melissa Theuriau, a French newsreader... phwooarrrr!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg89TfgbERk

syzsounds · Post by **syzsounds** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:25 pm

calibrax wrote:She's nice. But if you want sexy, check out Melissa Theuriau, a French newsreader... phwooarrrr!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg89TfgbERk

FAAAARkin ell ...

Brb ... in 3 minutes and 3 seconds ....

mach1rob · Post by **mach1rob** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:05 pm

Bout time you learned to clean up in less than 3 mins Sy

radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:42 pm

MickUK wrote:I was sort of interested then i clocked BlueRover's avatar...

Me too, maximum size is 100x100 pixels isn't it?

MickUK · Post by **MickUK** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:00 pm

Dunno if any of you pick up BBC south East, the weather bird Kaddy Lee-Preston would defo get it. Sort of innocent looking English rose take it up the pooper type of girl.

http://www.kaddylp.co.uk/movie.html

PJW · Post by **PJW** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:47 pm

Are they both autos? I thought when serious faults kick in they activate a 'get you home' mode with no power and no revs to ensure nothing else gets paggered in the 'box?

could that be why it wouldnt get up the ramp?

mach1rob · Post by **mach1rob** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:28 pm

Nope, Accord was manual, deffo not limp home mode, it was well and truly borked!

Regy · Post by **Regy** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:36 pm

knock knock.....

whos there lmao

ade · Post by **ade** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 11:30 pm

Only as reliable as the nut holding the wheel. Went to one the other day sounded the same hadn't checked the oil in 16000 miles! 'Well its new innit shouldn't use any oil' Muppets

Ade

Post by **Punx0r** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:08 am

Not entirely unreasonable when they're giving some cars 20k service intervals nowadays.

618ireland · Post by **618ireland** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:22 pm

Regy wrote:knock knock.....

whos there lmao

what's the story with this mupp*t ??? Seems to have been a few twa*s like him around lately. Was that other guy defo the infamous cupholder Ant ???

mach1rob · Post by **mach1rob** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:51 pm

618ireland wrote:
Regy wrote:knock knock.....

whos there lmao
what's the story with this mupp*t ??? Seems to have been a few twa*s like him around lately. Was that other guy defo the infamous cupholder Ant ???

Previously banned member that doesn't learn, and yes it was

618ireland · Post by **618ireland** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:16 pm

You'd think they would go off and annoy people on a Nova forum or something, would be more entertaining surely, baseball hats and hoodies asking to meet them in the flesh for fisty cuffs.

radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:16 pm

mach1rob wrote:
618ireland wrote:
Regy wrote:knock knock.....

whos there lmao
what's the story with this mupp*t ??? Seems to have been a few twa*s like him around lately. Was that other guy defo the infamous cupholder Ant ???
Previously banned member that doesn't learn, and yes it was

I thought it was quite funny myself, knock knock, who'es there? A honda engine hella jdm v-tech y0!

xr4x4 · Post by **xr4x4** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:25 am

radddogg wrote:
mach1rob wrote:
618ireland wrote:
Regy wrote:knock knock.....

whos there lmao
what's the story with this mupp*t ??? Seems to have been a few twa*s like him around lately. Was that other guy defo the infamous cupholder Ant ???
Previously banned member that doesn't learn, and yes it was
I thought it was quite funny myself, knock knock, who'es there? A honda engine hella jdm v-tech y0!

me too....

cant see the problem myself.

mach1rob · Post by **mach1rob** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:28 am

xr4x4 wrote:
radddogg wrote:
mach1rob wrote:
618ireland wrote:
Regy wrote:knock knock.....

whos there lmao
what's the story with this mupp*t ??? Seems to have been a few twa*s like him around lately. Was that other guy defo the infamous cupholder Ant ???
Previously banned member that doesn't learn, and yes it was
I thought it was quite funny myself, knock knock, who'es there? A honda engine hella jdm v-tech y0!
me too....

cant see the problem myself.

Care to explain?

radddogg · Post by **radddogg** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:30 am

mach1rob wrote:
xr4x4 wrote:
radddogg wrote:
mach1rob wrote:
618ireland wrote:
Regy wrote:knock knock.....

whos there lmao
what's the story with this mupp*t ??? Seems to have been a few twa*s like him around lately. Was that other guy defo the infamous cupholder Ant ???
Previously banned member that doesn't learn, and yes it was
I thought it was quite funny myself, knock knock, who'es there? A honda engine hella jdm v-tech y0!
me too....

cant see the problem myself.
Care to explain?

The video of the Honda was making a horrible knocking noise. Knock knock knock. Banned dude said knock knock - who's there. Comprendez?

mach1rob · Post by **mach1rob** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:33 am

Don't be a n00b all you're life, I'm well aware of the joke

I'd like to know what Paul may think is a problem.

xr4x4 · Post by **xr4x4** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:36 am

Regy wrote:knock knock.....

whos there lmao

all i saw was that... didnt see a problem in that...

is there more, what have a missed? lol

empsburna · Post by **empsburna** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 12:36 am

mach1rob wrote:Don't be a n00b all you're life, I'm well aware of the joke I'd like to know what Paul may think is a problem.

what did I miss?